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Let it not be said that the U.S. Government – or at least the government of South Carolina – is not doing anything about terrorism. Rather than sitting on their hands and talking about doing something, they actually put a law into motion that requires proper paperwork is to be filed if you plan to subvert or overthrow the U.S. Government or the government of South Carolina.

Check out the South Carolina Legislature website. This stuff is too difficult to make up. It must be real.

It turns out that if you indeed do belong to a nefarious group hell-bent on overthrowing the state or U.S. Government, you can put yourself on the right side of the law simply by registering your subversive organization with the proper paperwork, filed with the South Carolina Secretary of State.

The form asks for the name of your subversive organization, its chief agent and its fundamental beliefs. Oh yes, and don’t forget to rat out your buddies by providing their names at the bottom of the form. If there are too many buddies to rat out, you are instructed to attach additional pages and simply dump out the contents of your terrorist Rolodex.

Finally, don’t forget to add a check for five dollars and make it payable to the South Carolina Secretary of State.

The only thing missing on this form, as far as I can tell, is proof that your subversive organization has a 401K retirement plan.

Best,

Dan

 

 

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